Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.
by blueminati February 12, 2025
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Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.
My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.
by Gords Gone Wild July 22, 2023
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Baby land shark

A young puppy, usually a couple months old
by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023
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tinder shark

A man who is unnecessarily sexual and perverted on tinder.
He treats women like prey. He’s a tinder shark
by Helenapascoe May 14, 2021
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The Shark Effect

That moment your post on the League of Legends boards will get removed, once you do a joke about the Champion Balance, or jokes about certain Buffs or Nerfs on certain champions, the ''Shark Effect'' mostly happens if you do these kind of jokes in the board section FOR jokes and memes
Made by Shark, which is leading to the Shark Effect

Release Xin Zhao wasn't op, we should've kept him and also buffed him, he was in a really weak state and now he is unplayable Kappa

2 Days later : Your thread got removed due to being posted in the wrong section of the boards
by Bloody Veins January 25, 2017
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