Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Rule 42

If it’s a flavor, someone has vaped it.

Props to you if you know where this is from.

F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.

by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020

rule 11

no ghost

person one: ghost
other person: no. rule 11 ):<

by annnnnnnah October 22, 2020

Rule 42

Compassion
Forgiving others who have hurt you
Healing

I am showing rule 42 towards your situation.

by Project Legion October 20, 2021

Dino Rules

Dino Rules means that so long as no one else in the room can whoop your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew a few people, a random person I’d never met disrespected me and so I whooped his ass because we go Dino Rules BITCH

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

create a rule

A function in Microsoft Outlook where you can create a rule to move an incoming email into a folder to be read later thereby reducing the amount of urgent email that you have to read on a daily basis.

I got so tired of receiving unwanted emails from Microsoft so I decided to create a rule to automatically move their emails to a folder so that I could read them later if I even cared to.

by Pablo Brown March 25, 2007

rule #2

rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!

me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already

by sharterdarterthefirestarter July 1, 2022