Marbelized Poo

When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.

Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.

Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.

by T-Money66 January 20, 2018

Poo-Tat

When you’re spooning your girl and your leg is on her ass, she farts so hard that it leaves a brown spot on your leg!

Jesus Amanda, last night you gave me a poo-tat when you were sleeping!

by Jambet August 19, 2019

Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.

weadle poo is wesley hill

by jlang5786 December 1, 2011

sucky-poo

When a female performs fellatio on a male's genitalia.

Hey janis, come over here and give me a quick sucky-poo.
My girlfriend gave the entire football team sucky-pooies, I wasn't mad.

by Morjan69 October 16, 2019

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

pumpy poo

Pumpy Poo is a very loving girl who has a sweet heart and is very beautiful. Pumpy Poo is the greatest bestie you will ever meet and will always be there for you.

That girl over there is my Pumpy Poo

by Pump Poo December 15, 2019