Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time

bro, i just peanutted in your toilet

by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019

Peanut

Lil nigga

Don’t worry bout tht peanut

by AnonymousGoon January 20, 2020

Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.

I am a Peanutian

by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020

Peanut

A guy will call another guy peanut when he has no other words to describe how cute he is. The man who calls out Peanut if very good looking.

Hey Peanut! Tell me how your day was?

by Peanut Man 3 February 4, 2020