tit fart

when a womans tits make a sweaty squelching noise against a mans chest. hard not to lol at.

eg: this girl was giving me a grindjob last night and she made a tit fart against my chest!

by nilall February 28, 2009

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

bitch tits

when a steroid users nipples become sensitive and supple like a woman's

yo bitch tits'

by assylum January 6, 2009

dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.

Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.

by jethrojones December 9, 2007

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

Justice Tits

Tits that can distract somebody in a distracting situation, such as a criminal robbing a bank.

The crook was about the escape when he saw Sean's Justice Tits causing him to get caught

by Dan Marcoux December 12, 2008