Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.

Keira Knightley has hipster tits.

by kyleatx December 06, 2010

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tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh November 05, 2005

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bitch tits

when a steroid users nipples become sensitive and supple like a woman's

yo bitch tits'

by assylum January 06, 2009

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dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.

Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.

by jethrojones November 13, 2007

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