side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 4, 2015

Flag

Get the side job mug.

seanhann job

When a "legitimate" media reporter / personality sucks up to a politician so much, it's basically a sexual relationship.

Wow did Hannity give Trump a seanhann job on stage last night.

by XYZF November 6, 2018

Flag

Get the seanhann job mug.

Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.

Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"

by politicallyuncompromising November 13, 2010

Flag

Get the Job- Lagged mug.

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011

Flag

Get the facebook job mug.

Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.

Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.

by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021

Flag

Get the Stink Job mug.

Job snob

A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.

"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."

by blueuggblblue ugg boots August 15, 2019

Flag