Vegemite Brain

Usually an Australian who thinks they are incredibly smart, but is woefully ignorant. Since the population their intelligence is measured against, is also a consumer of discarded vegetable scraps and left over brewers yeast. A staple in the diet of Australians, vegemite has created a people who think they are smart, but their mind is made up of repurposed food scarps.

Since you are what you eat...

Steve decided to swim with Sharks today, he made that choice due to his vegemite brain.

by Grand Gorilla November 15, 2021

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Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

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JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.

Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!

by lovesquared March 19, 2022

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shite for brains

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

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