Skip to main content

morning bone and stone

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
mugGet the morning bone and stone mug.

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
mugGet the rock eating balls at 3am in the morning mug.

Morning Lazziness

When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....

We all know "Morning shows the day"

To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.

If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.

Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.

We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.

With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022
mugGet the Morning Lazziness mug.

morning sanchez

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.
by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024
mugGet the morning sanchez mug.

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
mugGet the morning wood energy mug.

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
mugGet the Morning Marmalade mug.

Morning Live

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024
mugGet the Morning Live mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email