burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

burglar's moon by edjog December 16, 2005

painted the moon 

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

painted the moon by teknologik May 28, 2009

race to the moon 

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

race to the moon by K Wess April 14, 2010

West Virginia Full Moon 

noun:

1. A condition wherein a person contains a full set of teeth in the context of an otherwise unhygienic population.

2. A relatively nice set of teeth when compared with other unattractive body parts of a person.

"He was the only person in the workplace with a West Virginia Full Moon."

"That girl had a West Virginia Full Moon and her hair done up. She looking good!"

West Virginia Full Moon by Gentleman Bandit April 17, 2014

kill the moon 

To create an episode of a television show or film in a franchise that is SO BAD that it not only damages the reputation of the series itself, and the reputations of all involved in making it, but it even damages the genre that the show was created in. Think 'jump the shark' or 'nuke the fridge' but x10: this is the ultimate nadir for creative artworks. The term derives from a ludicrous episode of the long-running science-fiction series 'Doctor Who' called 'Kill The Moon' (broadcast October 4, 2014) in which Earth's Moon turned out to be a giant dragon's egg that hatched and was then immediately replaced by another Moon: presenting a completely unbelievable version of science, this episode is considered by many to be the worst science fiction programme ever screened in the history of television. Past tense: killed the moon.

Joe: Hey, what did you think of the new Star Wars film 'The Last Jedi'?
Mike: O-M-G, that film was so bad - it sure did kill the moon!

kill the moon by The Gazebo of Rassilon January 21, 2018

Bee Meets The Moon 

When the male inserts his penis at the end of the bed while spread eagle. The girl then fucks the male.

I heard Jose did bee meets the moon with maria

Bee Meets The Moon by Rizzo down July 3, 2018

Dark Side of the Moon 

An album by the legendary band Pink Floyd. Released in march 1973, it is considered, and is, one of the best albums of all time. It may not contain the greatest songs by the band, but the layout is amazing and the concept as well. If you want to have a great time, play the whole album on vinyl. Loud.
Here's the album layout :
Speak to Me : The intro to the album.
Breathe : Very relaxing song, with great lyrics. Wait. I'll stop here with the lyrics, since EVERY song in this album have great lyrics.
On the Run : Psychedelic sound made with synthesizers (or whatever you spell that word)
Time : Considered one of their best songs, Time starts with a fucking loud ringing noise, and then there's this amazing intro and then you have a great rock song.
The Great Gig in the Sky : Rick's Wright piano with a women singing, without any lyrics. Just singing and screaming. It's weird, but very beautiful.
Money : One of their classic songs. Also, a great sax solo and one of their best guitar solos.
Us and Them : Relaxing, mellow song.
Any Colour you Like : Again, psychedelic sound made with synthesizers, and with Gilmour's amazing guitar sound.
Brain Damage : This is the song that actually talks about the concept of the album. Great song.
Eclipse : One of the most amazing endings to an albums.

Dark Side of the Moon is one of those very few albums that you can hear again, again and again without getting bored of it.

There is no Dark Side of the Moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

Dark Side of the Moon by ThingsIdRatherNotSay July 30, 2018