Sasuage monster

A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are takeing many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.

Man that Robert D. is the biggest Sasuage monster of all time, now I know why he works at a chicken shop he loves the cock!

by CCC. August 5, 2006

head monster

Since 1979, the official corporate title of Noel Lee, the President of Monster Cable Products, Inc.

Noel Lee, the Head Monster, will be the key note speaker at the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

by Krame Dart December 10, 2003

Filip and Monster

Two men who take eachothers dick up the ass.

Filip and Monster keep taking eachothers dick up the ass, Why do they do it in the library.

by 1234Tonk1234 May 21, 2019

college monster

a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.

"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"
"Yeah she must be a college monster."

by Marge December 13, 2004

monster tard

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee

That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!

by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006

Turf Monster

Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.

Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.

by anthrax021 November 7, 2006

Me Monster

1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"

ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."

ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"

ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."

by Apecreature March 23, 2011