McDirty

A McDirty is an adjective to describe a person. Like how the Mcflurry is full of milk and diabetes, the McDirty is, instead of milk, is full of shit.

That man told me he was single, turns out he is married to a man. He's so McDirty

by GREETED DPT December 4, 2019

McDonald’s apple pie

A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.

I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.

by masturbation_enthusiast October 14, 2021

Twittie Mcdiddlefart

A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.

Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.

When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.

by Hooded Ninja April 22, 2010

Ronald McDonald

The look of a man's face after performing oral sex to a woman during her menstrual cycle.

That guy is so pussy whipped by his wife that he has to Ronald McDonald her to keep her happy when she's on the rag.

by Lickem Lo Bandito November 27, 2011

Ronald Mcdonald

To eat a girl out during her period.

Yo dawg ma girl was dripping red, so i Ronald Mcdonald her our with some fries.

by Dwagzor May 27, 2016

Chick flick at mcDonald's

When you go to Mc Donald's and have sex in the bathroom for more than 5 hours.

Maybe I should get a Big Mac and then we can have a Chick flick at mcDonald's after I'm done.

by Botchduck August 6, 2014

Mc D

A mc d, is a mc dick, so you can get a mcflurry all up in your mcbun so you can have mcmayo everywhere.

Man, your mc d is huge!

by AdmiralAcorn January 1, 2019