A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 03, 2020
Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.
by matchu135 April 13, 2020
A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
by Matt Uni June 08, 2021
someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke
by drashtor April 21, 2022
Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!
by naziswereright November 30, 2020
The type of guy who talks about Getty pussy but has nothing to show for it. Puts money above all else, and will fuck you over a signed ekeler jersey.
by Thatdude42069 December 04, 2022