Definitions by JaJacksAgayuBoi

matt team

professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times

He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional

A absolute wanker who has muts hair and feels suicidal for 23 hours of the day

"hey Weymouth any suiside attempts lately"

]"I just want to die"