Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
Get the Paper Towel Mathmug. MATH AIN'T FUN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND X, HOLD UP- TRIGONOMETRY? I AM NOT DEALIN WITH THIS SIN COS CRAP, NEITHER AM I GOING TO DO ANY DECIMAL MULTIPLICATION. I HATE SCHOOL, AND I HATE MATH.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 19, 2021
Get the Mathmug. The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
Get the Mathsmug. The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
by G2evera August 11, 2025
Get the Miami Mathmug. by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
Get the Bronx mathmug. "- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
Get the emotional mathmug. Math is fucking stupid
by anonymous April 13, 2022
Get the Mathmug.