may 2nd 

May 2nd is National Cut every mans Hand off Day! If a man touches you just grab your handy dandy knife and chop it off(: don’t worry about the cops because if it’s a man, CHOP IT OFF😫

girl: please don’t touch me, it’s may 2nd.
guy: or what babe😉
girl: *chops hand off*

may 2nd by femalecock on tiktok😉 April 12, 2021

May 18th 

If you were born on May 18th you are probably a gay bitch and your name is something like "Conner" like bro stfu.

Bro you were born on May 18th? Haha gay

May 18th by The guy who made Ranso October 28, 2020

MAY DAY 

can be defined as a cry for help. the phrase written as such due to it's similar pronounciation to the french "m'aidez," which means "help me"

MAY DAY MAY DAY, I'M IN TROUBLE.

MAY DAY by seudoCee March 28, 2009

May 2nd 

Meg's birthday :0. The day Mae Mae slams her dick into the fridge the many times of her age.

Uh oh. Its May 2nd, Meg's about to slam her dick in the fridge door 14 times

May 2nd by Mae 🌻 October 16, 2019

May 19

the day all girls have to send a booty pic to their man

yo its may 19 u need a send me a booty pic babygirl

May 19 by Slimfuck May 19, 2020

may wee 

This word derives from the french "mais oui" (yes) and is used when in accordance with anything someone says.

Ellie (half of katie and ellie) thinks she is amusing to define it using the example that katie is stalking someone in H&M. This is utter rubbish, the story goes that once I liked him about 5 years ago. Oh, ignore her if she mentions anyone from john lewis too! Little stiring bitch!

Please feel free to look up some of our other words
-katie and ellie
-ponchomania
-wicca wicca balzin' squad
-sore throat
-elemayo
-genious

-Does katie like someone real from school? and oh, is ellie a weirdo?!
-may weeeeeeee

may wee by me December 29, 2004

May 15 

If you are born on May 15th you are the ugliest person alive and you don’t deserve anything

Hey i was born on May 15th!
Ew your gross

May 15 by poop IO August 8, 2021