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Lemoned

To add more sourness to a bad situation.
Tom lemoned the fight between the neighbours
by Sammy 4109 January 26, 2021
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Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
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Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
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Lemon Snowfall

When you blast a mighty load into your girl's mouth and then piss down her nostrils, allowing your potent man juices to mix in her oral basin.
Was... Was that... t-t-the legendary Lemon Snowfall!?!
by MercoIsDumb January 24, 2022
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Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut
ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.
by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018
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Lemon

"Jason, what are you reading"
"Some lemons"
"Then why are you jerking off"
"Because I'm reading lemons"
by NSFW Fanfition April 30, 2020
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Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
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