jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

by El Peeper September 18, 2010

Jersey Giveaway

Gonorrhea.

Tony gave Jennifer the Jersey Giveaway over the summer, so you don't want to hit that until she goes to the clinic and gets that cleared up.

by WhiteBread75 October 15, 2010

Jersey Beater

When you wear a basketball jersey with nothing underneath so it looks life a wife beater

Matt: What the heck, Mike you were supposed to wear a wife beater to the party
Mike: I didn't have one so I wore a jersey beater

by Macmiller15 November 23, 2011

jersey whore

When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be

Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore

by kentiscoolz January 8, 2012

Jersey Shore Challenge

The Jersey Shore Challenge involves taking a shot every commercial break for an entire episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are typically every 7 minutes. If a commercial break is missed then on the following break the participants can take a double shot to remedy the missed shot.

"Dude, MTV is lame. Commercials every seven minutes."
"Yeah but it's got me hella wasted on this Jersey Shore Challenge night.

"Another Jersday Night, another Jersey Shore Challenge"

by Jewie_J March 5, 2012

Jerseyian

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.

We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.

by Deeeevs July 13, 2013

Jersey Slide

Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic

That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.

by Google boi February 26, 2022