'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.
As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.
by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019
Get the Pounding the hot pot mug.An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
Get the Venezuelan Coffee Pot mug.A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
by sataylover September 8, 2019
Get the Boston satay fondue pot mug.A gathering of low life reprobate's with some sort of reefer. Usually consists of sitting in a circle smoking the wacky tobaccy.
Dave - "My 4'11" cajun wife is banned from the DMV"
Anna-"oh no why?!"
Dave-"I don't know it probably had to do with pungent smell of reefer like it was a damn POT FIESTA.
Anna-"oh no why?!"
Dave-"I don't know it probably had to do with pungent smell of reefer like it was a damn POT FIESTA.
by Jacobe194 May 19, 2018
Get the pot fiesta mug.When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 3, 2018
Get the kiss or get off the pot mug.Anna- whats wrong with the DMV?
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA with my Cajun bitch wife.
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA with my Cajun bitch wife.
by Jacobe194 May 21, 2018
Get the pot fiesta mug.Anna- whats wrong with the DMV?
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA.
Tony- Well you don't want to go in the DMV while it's smelling like a Pot FIESTA.
by Jacobe194 May 21, 2018
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