the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
Get the post ejaculatory autism mug.Post Vibration Trauma. noun.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.
Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
Get the post vibration trauma mug.'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
Get the Post-apple juice mug.What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 March 2, 2011
Get the Post Poultry Depression mug.When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
by laurene716 June 15, 2011
Get the bitch-me post mug."Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.
This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
by poeraces April 29, 2023
Get the post rip depression mug.Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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