hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Damn! You're, hung like a horse!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

Horse riding

horse riding is an activity NOT a sport. If you find any other information it is FAKE NEWS

person 1: oh horse riding is not a sport

person 2: yeh it’s activity

by void gender April 22, 2020

minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen

Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”

by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022

Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

by Toosh March 21, 2008

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.

CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.

by racinqueenn July 27, 2014