Failbag

(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. Common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.

I'll never get the head cheerleader I'm such a failbag.

by Ardent-Darkness May 24, 2010

Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.

Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!

by GC12B October 3, 2010

Fail-Fetti

When attempting to make a birthday cake goes wrong.

Ashley burned the cake, It's Fail-Fetti now.

by JFourTwenty October 20, 2010

fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity

Carly is such a fail basket.

by winbucket November 5, 2010

Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

by xxxxChastick November 28, 2010

failatosis

life of fail.

dude your life suck!

i have failatosis

by jake911 January 25, 2011

Fail Domino

When you fail 2 or more times in a row.

This is similar to a fail train, fail rocket, or fail plane.

1: "Hey!"
2: "Hey how're you?"
1: "I'm good :0"
1: "...:9"
1: ":="
2: "Fail Domino"

by oDedz February 26, 2011