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Fuck Urban Dictionary 

A phrase popularly said when submitting words/phrases to the Urban Dictionary and the asshole cuntfucks of editors don't accept it because they're asshole cuntfucks. This definition probably won't even be accepted by the asshole cuntfucks.

Oh, and fuck you asshole cuntfuck editors.
Jennifer: "Did your word get accepted by the Urban Dictionary asshole cuntfucks?"
Obama: "No. Fuck Urban Dictionary"
Jennifer: "Why?"
Obama: "Because they're asshole cuntfucks."
Jennifer: "Oh, right"
Related Words

fuck nigga fee

When you are selling something and only want a certain amount, but added a tax for the purchasers prior bitchassness
"Aye bra u still got them ps for 12 "?

"Yup"
"Cool Fred want one"
"Fred a fucknigga it's 18 for Fred"
Fuck nigga fee
fuck nigga fee by Fasstliven February 14, 2014

Fuck Me Sideways 

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"
Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

fuck all 

I'm so lazy, I did fuck all, all day
fuck all by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003

Fuck a job 

The term used to describe a person's belief that they dont need or want a job primarily used by Stitches (the rapper).
Dude: Stitches you need a job
Stitches: FUCK A JOB
Fuck a job by Sir pimp May 30, 2015

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.
"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."
fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011