ethan

the best person to exsist

"yo i cannot believe i even walked near ethan today"

ethan by lololoaoalal February 12, 2023

ethan

on of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet if you don’t know him he may come off as mean sometimes but that’s because he speaks everything on his mind, if he has something to say to someone or about someone he’ll say it right to their face. he has the best humor to ever exist, he’s REALLY fine and handsome but won’t agree to it. his smile can light up a room, he has the prettiest eyes that are so easy to get lost in. he hates wearing jeans but has an amazing style, his sweats, t-shirts, and his shoe game. he’s the BEST boyfriend ever, he cares A LOT about you if he trusts you, it’s not hard to gain an ethan’s trust you just have to be the right person with the right attitude. once you get to know him he is one of the most kindhearted, selfless people you’ll ever meet. and once you get an ethan be careful because if you mess it up you’ll loose his trust and he’ll completely cut you off, it’s EXTREMELY hard to gain his trust back. but if it’s something small he’ll usually forgive you. he is EXTREMELY loyal and won’t date a girl he know will cheat, if your feeling insecure about something go talk to an ethan because he’s not afraid to tell you that your the most beautiful girl in the world, when you ask what he likes about you he’ll say everything. he will change your life in some shape or form, so when you get an ethan make sure you hold on to him because if you lose him you’re gonna miss him more than anything and will wanna do anything to get him back.

i love you ethan<3 p.s. he’s also a REALLY good kisser and doesn’t think he has a big d but we all know deep down he does.
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh that’s ethan

ethan by i heart ethan February 12, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

Ethan by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a guy you will get along with. He is funny smart cute and sweet. He can be cheeky but is always nice. He has manors and always is a good friend to talk to. If you have a Ethan in your life keep him you wont regret it

Ethan is so sweet

Yeah because it Ethan

Ethan by themilly_77 March 2, 2023

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

Ethan by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

Ethan by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023

Ethan

Cringe

Person 1 - Who's the cringiest person you know-
Person 2 - Ethan

Ethan by thepehtyna April 14, 2023