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Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."
by metalfr3q December 31, 2011
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dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.
The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012
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dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
by Goonz March 8, 2013
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dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours
Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana
by Sike mcott June 11, 2014
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Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.
This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.
by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014
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DEAD

An expression used to say something is very funny
lew- omg my but burns

beck-Dead!!!
by yung_mistress April 16, 2015
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deadbeat

A guy who is an adult and has a nickname for himself (AB) and doesn't even buy his child basic childcare necessities but uses said child to get extra back on taxes to buy a car he can't legally drive and doesnt even spend $1 of it on that child
Who is that driving stupid in that beat up looking car?

*That's AB... He's a deadbeat. I bet he bought it with his kids tax $
by mynameisMOM September 20, 2016
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