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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
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Strawberry donut

The act of running over someone with your car while doing donuts so much that it makes the donuts look strawberry.
He got out of his car and hit mine so I turned his ass into a strawberry Donut.
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donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts
Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."
by anonymous March 19, 2025
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donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts
Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."
by anonymous March 19, 2025
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