Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Italian Donut

When climaxing, pulling out and glazing your Italian partners butt hole / donut

In the heat of the moment Dave pulled out and gave Frank an Italian Donut

by BJSveno August 21, 2025

Done As Donuts

Out of options in and argument or form of violence, no escape from the punishment

My friend David is losing this pretty bad. He's Done As Donuts

by Creab August 21, 2025

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Sparkly Donut

When a man cums in an anus during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is dusted around the anus.

Giving the appearance of a sparkly iced donut.

Alice got a Sparkly Donut off Jerry for Valentine’s Day.

by TickTock February 12, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025