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Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
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donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014
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thunder ducking

Spending a evening drinking and watching gifs, while laughing your ass off.
After our plans for the night fell through, we spending the rest of the night Thunder Ducking, and actually had a fun evening.
by Murmanthony September 1, 2014
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Rotisserie dicking

When you have a female companion on your genitals and you begin to spin her around during intercourse.
Eh love, you up for a good rotisserie dicking tonight?
by Geoff Stelling May 21, 2015
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mitchell dickinson

The person who everybody hates. Completely.
Some people are just Mitchell Dickinson's.
by kolejki December 9, 2015
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Toe docking

Just like space docking except with a toe. The act of placing your foresking over your partners toe.

Aka doing the Buck Rodgers.
Guy 1: So totally got my missus last night with a Buck Rodgers.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I totally space docked her toe while she wasnt looking.
Guy 2: "High-Five" Toe docking, way to go you creep.
Guy 1: Cheesy grin...
by Legen-Dezza August 2, 2016
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cross-docking

When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.
Yo man want to hangout? Nah dude, Noel is coming over, but we can go cross-docking after!
by MjizzleandCblu July 16, 2016
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