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it's your birthday

Who gives a shit it's your birthday, you most likely don't have any friends.
Tom: Its my birthday...Yay!
Bob: Does it look like I care?!?
by Cyber Ghost March 23, 2004
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birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005
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hot dog birth

torpey came into this world by hot dog birth smelling like weiners
by peter pan the 14th April 4, 2008
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Birthday Cupcake

When a girl totally makes a wish that the dude won't cum on her ass and he still does.
Cindy hated the texture and taste of Tom's jizz and even though she didn't want it he still jacked his sweet frosting all over her buttocks and "voila" Birthday Cupcake.
by cavein December 15, 2011
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bioshockkitten

A very interesting girl I met on Gifyo who had white hair and cool features
she likes bioshock and cats
Bioshockkitten is cute &&& pale
by gifyogirl123 December 26, 2013
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birth vegetarian

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish
Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end
by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013
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Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying
by SeagullGod July 3, 2019
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