Birthday

Every year that passes your one year closer to death’s doorstep.

In a way we are all slowly dying

Bill: Happy Birthday Bob

Me: You’re dying lol

by SeagullGod July 03, 2019

Tinkleberries

1. They were known to make a tinkling sound in the wind, which together with oakbells and moonbells, filled the air with a jangling music in some dumb book

2. Tee Hee Hee

Nerd: This is a presentation on how tinkleberries and other icons can affect a society

Me: Tee Hee Hee

by SeagullGod July 03, 2019

Piece of Shit

Me

Person 1: Your a piece of shit
Me: I know

by SeagullGod April 23, 2019