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When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 22, 2019
Cum Shot Facial. When the male cums on each cheek below the eye. And the Cum drips down.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
Verb. Male shoots cum across the lip and down each cheek in a beard fashion.
by swollen richard January 22, 2014
She was beard bashing me last night
by Buckyboy9191 December 02, 2019
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by liptenneth May 10, 2020
When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
by thejoebagley September 04, 2021