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Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.
Shut up you pisswanking bastard.
by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025
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Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard
Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.
by Max-501 December 24, 2025
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Bastardized

I Bastardized a Ouji Board.
by Eggman26 January 2, 2026
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Dennis Hastert The Bastard

The disgraced Republitard Speaker of the House who was convicted of felonies and served time in prison.
There goes Dennis Hastert The Bastard one of the most corrupt Republitards who was ever Speaker of the House of Representatives.
by LaughingAloud January 6, 2026
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Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Bastard

Modern time: A insult to express anger

Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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