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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
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Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021
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BARNO

A BARNO is most commonly a slightly strange autistic Indian male who loves JS and often has quite good looking relatives. A BARNO is often located around J TIZZY GOATS, performing Croall Salads on innocent individuals whilst wearing a smelly wig.
Common Jack Don't be a BARNO
by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023
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Flarshkii Barnea

1. When your uterus is squished by other organs, and moved to the mid-thigh area (Flarhskii Disease).
2. A mother Koala.
3. Justin Bieber's only fan above the age of 12 and under the age of 40 is called this.
4. The color of George Bush's scrotum is called this.
1. My mother recently was diagnosed with Flarshkii disease
2. That is such a cute Flarshkii Barneau!
3. Oh my god Flarshkii Barneaus are so weird.
4. I once saw the Flarshkii in my dreams.
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tommi barnes

Tommi Barnes

An amazing girl who is awesome and tends to be better than a lot of people. Tommi is a great tuba, bass, flute, keyboard, ect. player. Tommi is creative and musical. Though spending a lot of time alone than with people, she is one of the most amazing friends you could have.
Brittney: Did you see Tommi today?
Carly: No, she is at marching band.
by FreakShow September 15, 2014
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Lake Barnes

The most amazing guy. He is sweet, caring, and loving. His features are very attractive, espeacialy his blue eyes that get you in a trance. Hes always there for his grilfriend. Hes always there for his friends. He will put his problems behind him to make his friends happy so he can help them. He smells really good too. A lot of girls find him very attractive due to his sweet personality and nice butt. He loves his friends, girlfriend and family very much, although he can be stubborn hes always there and a great listener. Lake is amazing.
Lake Barnes is simply perfect, i wish i had a Lake Barnes.
by shortyyy.5ft<3 July 27, 2016
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sebastian barnes

A person with a very large penis and all the hotties like him, and everyone wants to be him.
Look at Sebastian barnes he has a huge penis and all the hotties are surrounding him. I want to be him!
by JFK June 21, 2017
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