A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.
by Beanmoed May 10, 2015

A person who is so cheap that they appear to have tiny little arms like a t rex dinosaur. Their arms are too short to reach their pockets and wallet or purse. More often a girl is a t rex or t-rexer. She will never reach down to her purse to offer to pay for anything.
by t-rex hater January 25, 2013

by Johhny torch August 6, 2017

jared: i need something to scratch my ear...
mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
by jared and mike December 28, 2005

Definition of T-REXTING
1 : sending a picture of a tyrannosaurus rex via text message
2 : the act of pretending to be a tyrannosaurus rex
1 : sending a picture of a tyrannosaurus rex via text message
2 : the act of pretending to be a tyrannosaurus rex
by Eurocat March 24, 2011

by sandraxine November 3, 2017

While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011
