Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 01, 2024

Ace's Graces

When you have both the best and worst luck simultaneously. Usually when you get really lucky and it almost immediately comes to bite you in the ass. Ex. You win the lottery but then you break your arm while celebrating.

"I just won a jackpot but then I leave the casino only to find out that someone stole my car, must be the Ace's Graces"

by Ethanuke15 June 18, 2023

Ace boogie

A straight up rat goof informant bitch

Dude is an Ace boogie

by WhisperGuy604 November 05, 2023

AC MILAN

The actual worst italian team and was involved in a scandal

AC MILAN is so bad, they cheated and got caught

by spaghetti merchants May 25, 2022

Ace Me

A bust down of half a cigarette.

Yo bro ace me before you put that bogey out.

by Max Biggavell October 18, 2022

Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card

*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!

by Kaz31 July 06, 2013

Jennie one and only ace

Jennie is the only ace because her dancing, vocals and rapping are perfect. Jennie was named the best female ace of the year by Business Time. He can play guitar and is interested in sports. kpopstarz won ace award from china in 2019

kim jennie one and only ace of kpop

by mnnylmm April 09, 2024