A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."
by platergamer January 14, 2024
Shy boy turned into skilled hacker and nephew of the most FUCKING BADASS protaganist ever, AIDEN PEARCE, they team up in Watch Dogs Legion: Bloodline alongside Wrench to bring down Rampart
by Hackeeeer August 19, 2021
by vadod July 17, 2024
Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
by Metallicajunkie May 02, 2020
A breed of chicken from northern England, highly affectionate but lacks common sense. Ginger feathers, spends around 80% of its life sleeping
by Bish-w-da-b-b-bush June 03, 2017
A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023