by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
Get the Tinder Whale mug.A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.
Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.
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Get the Beluga Whale mug.Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
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Get the Whale wank mug.They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.
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Get the That documentary about whales mug.Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
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