Creating a highly searched bizarre but innocuous virally popular event to hide search results for previous highly publicized and searched bad behavior.
Why did Papa John create a tik-tok doing the dougie with pizza and a capuchin monkey?!?
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.
He's search washing from when he said the N-word in a board meeting. He's trying to bury the search visibility for that incident so he can start a new pizza company.
by cynicus maxiumus December 10, 2021
Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.
by Uncle Joosie September 05, 2024
by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006
The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S February 01, 2019
I was completely power washed by him.
by Eyecart October 30, 2017
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018
by Calli girl January 24, 2019