Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

by toypit April 18, 2022

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019

turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

Turd Note

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else

Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy

by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016

Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

by Blumkin master September 1, 2018