Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 2, 2021

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

doing a brian

This is when you read the cyrpto market totally wrong , and buy way to high or just before a dump or sell right before a bull run .

Oh no he has just bought xrp right before the crash , typical of Rajan, doing a Brian again

by rjb1974 January 31, 2021

Doing the Mari

Past tense: Did the Mari

Doing the Mari is a reference to the rpg game omori in which the sister of the main character is accidentally pushed down the stairs by him and killed

Doing the Mari is used when someone is pushed by another down the stairs because they made the other person mad and then faking their suicide

“Come on man, you were just doing the Mari to Jeffery Epstiene over there”

by Cyanic February 22, 2021

doing a lee

When some one speaks utter shit.

Tells loads of lies.

“Hey my pal fucked a porn star.”
“Did he fuck. Stop doing a Lee.”

by Bawbagbaggins February 28, 2021

To do a dennis

verb.

To miss a very important moment as the only person in a group.

Have you seen that girl dancing? No, I just did a dennis. (to do a dennis)

by T is in the house March 18, 2021