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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Furby Time Machine

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
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Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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Slush Machine

The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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