Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 7, 2019

Daddy Goose

The realest nigga out there. Nigga can fuck you and yo bitch at the same time. Got the biggest dick in the game. He fucks with some of the realest niggas like Granny Goose and Lil Homie goose. You don’t wanna fuck with the goose family cus they gon get they Steppas on yo ass. The goose family loves the number 7 and they own the number.

Damn you got yo ass whooped you must’ve fucked with daddy goose.

Yo girl left you, damn she prolly with daddy goose

by Adolf Hitler lll November 24, 2021

Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.

I love my Dog Goose

by The idot September 12, 2020

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Goose Lead

Taking on a position of Lead/Manager/Supervisor within a team.

bAN: Wow, did you see what happened to Tim?
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!

Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!

by KweebAN December 4, 2022

Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024