Elijah Fish

Dark sense off humor

"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

fillet a fish

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.

I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(

by :^3 May 27, 2018

smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

Fish and Chip

When you shove a fish in a girls pussy, and then you proceed to eat the gooey fish juice and fish scales out of her pussy.

The scales are the chips.

"I gave Samantha a Fish and Chip last night, it tasted so good!"

by kyleriordan1234566 February 22, 2023

fish roll

The combined acts of eating tuna fish and giving oral sex to a penis simultaneously.

Hey Anne, do you know Bobby? I totally gave him a sloppy fish roll at lunch!

by RooCvo September 21, 2019

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

Fish nut

When you love fish or fishing just a little too much. Similar to a "gun nut"

"Wow, Uncle Ricky has been fishing for 3 days straight! He is a serious fish nut"
"My husband has spent $3000 on fish and fish accessories this year! I sometimes question my decision of marrying such a fish nut"

by fishnutzz January 22, 2021