Two Text Tim

A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.

He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.

He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.

Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....

OR

TTT: hey

Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?

TTT: (no response)
*two days later*

TTT: hey

Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”

(Girl 2 reviews the convo)

Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”

by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015

Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.

yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits

by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.

Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!

by tommybrookes December 1, 2021