Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

Lorde

Lorde is a talented kiwi singer and her songs hit different especially Green light. She is also the CEO of shushing audiences.

"Bro, Lorde's song Ribs is so good."

by tigerpaws12 May 16, 2022

The Lord of The Wild

You handsome boiiiiiiii

You're the lord of the wild .

by Desmond17779 July 18, 2019

Sniff lord

One who blows out through their nose in a rapid & violent reverse-sniff. A sniff lord typically makes this sound throughout the day, along with other gross bodily sounds, such as throat-clear/groan hybrids and knuckle cracking.

The sniff lord has been out-sniffing all day. It's driving me crazy.

by Grossed out by out-sniffs May 8, 2018

Syph Lord

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

Lord Botetourt

LBHS is in a small town called Daleville, VA just off interstate 81. In his school on the outside is a bunch of snobs and whores, and on the inside it’s all that and more! Vape fiends listen in the bathroom for the crackles of vapes to hit and will never backdown from a Elfbar. The wanna be gangsters roam the halls during class looking for an admin to clap back at. The whores are decked out in orange spray paint (they think we don’t notice) and booty shorts waiting for an unsuspecting guy to cheat on, or the pick-me girl which we have PLENTY of. Then there’s every other preppy kid that thinks they are better than everyone else. This school is filled with.. interesting people, that just want to get their diploma and gtfo.

Lord Botetourt:
“I gre up in tha projects don’t fw me cuh”
- wannabe gangster who grew up in the woods

by 427363627 August 30, 2023

lord maal

Whom the Gods Seek Out For

Insight, Wisdom, and a Vibe.

When feeling generous. Lord Maal will provide Insight & Counsel to the

Masters of the Universes

Yo Is That Anubis & Susanoo sparking a blunt with Lord Maal.

“Yo Maal What am I going to do about these humans?” - God

by Lord Jandro November 23, 2021