Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
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The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.
1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.
1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.
1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole
by Fudgeman124 September 11, 2023
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Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023
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