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Tool-ly

A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011
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A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011
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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.
by ACM100 June 6, 2011
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Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
by koobz June 8, 2011
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toolbagger

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.
after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"
by life is delicious November 29, 2011
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tool

Someone or something that is used by others. A guy who's brains turn to mush when around girls. Cody Simpson.
Cody Simpson is the biggest tool I've ever seen.
by Anonymous359 August 31, 2011
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