doing the ben

The act of deleting one's messages before anyone else is able to reply to them or even read them. If one actually manages to reply in time, they should be awarded an Olympic medal. Even if one messages has been replied to, it is still not safe from being deleted anyway.

Person: "Ugh, he deleted his message again - just when I was about to reply. Now I can't send it anymore."
Other Person: "So he's doing the ben again..."

by ancient nouki August 26, 2021

Doing an O’Brien

Being an irrelevant windbag in public. Spouting bullshit with any little facts to back up your argument.

Did you get a load of Jimmy at work yesterday. Was Doing An O’Brien. Absolutely dribbling bullshit from every orarfice.

by Lord Sledgewood August 13, 2019

Doing a Rachel

Drunkenly being sick on yourself on the tube

Excess drinking leads to disgracing yourself on the tube, going to ex boyfriends house and then having to go to work the next day in his flatmates clothes and shoes with soiled clothes in a plastic bag. Work mates then class this as 'doing a rachel'

by SmilingMAD February 8, 2010

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

do-cat

according to philip k dick in the days of perky pat a do cat is a mutant creature either a dog or a cat no one knpws for sure after the hydrogen bomb they were left over mutants that crawled the earth who lived with the flukers. the humans that remained in the aftmath as a fluke.

watch out billy, a do-cat

by retroburger December 21, 2021

doing a brian

This is when you read the cyrpto market totally wrong , and buy way to high or just before a dump or sell right before a bull run .

Oh no he has just bought xrp right before the crash , typical of Rajan, doing a Brian again

by rjb1974 January 31, 2021

Do-it-for-Emma

A commonly used term in Virginia, used to denote the reason why one should complete an undesired task. Invented by stressed out and procrastinating college students when the desire to keep progressing in their education has run dry.

Joseph: I'm droppin outta college next week bro. I'm done with this whole college thing.
Brian: Come on now, stay in school Joey. Do-it-for-Emma!
Joseph: With logic like that, I guess I'll change my mind then.

by Roundabout Squad January 8, 2018