Dad Fart

A very loud and prolonged fart that your father did when you were a child.

While I was watching television my father let rip with a dad fart

by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007

mega fart

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.

Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.

by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

Puss Fart

When You Fart Out Of The Pussy

Amanda was taking a shower while her step-broher watched on while he beat his dick and then Amanda farted out of her pussy and her step-brother asked what the fuck was that and she said a puss fart

by Edgar castaneda May 24, 2018

mind-fart

When you know what you were about to write down or say... Only to forget it and loose all train of thought.

Verb - stemming from the root idea of a fart being "just air and nothing good coming out"

"I was in the middle of an exam, and just had a total mind-fart"

by Kt3 November 15, 2007

fart cracker

a person who is extreamly annoying and farts alot.

"you are such a fart cracker, leave me alone"

by Hula Hay May 24, 2008

fart dungeon

The environment one creates when they pass a lot of gas. This environment is so lethal that the person just might not survive. It's also a form of self-punishment.

Don't go in there -- he's locked himself inside a fart dungeon!

by noiwillnotfixyourcomputer October 2, 2010

Fear Fart

When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting

Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.

by Lunicus November 30, 2010