ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

by smokeycut December 26, 2008

Ninja Sense

This word does not have a definition, but more of an underlying meaning that has been around since the beginning of time, kinda like the Chinese/Japanese fighter Ki (Chi/Qi) it goes:

Anyone can fix something that broken, but it takes a genies to fix something that's not broken.

I will use my "Ninja Sense" to conquer any task.

by RustyNinja June 15, 2011

ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010

twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.

person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?

by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009

Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.

Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.

by 5Bones July 26, 2010

ninja-sacking

an activity taking place amongst highschoolers, in which you...

1. steal someone's backpack while they leave it unattended.
2. remove its contents.
3. turn the sack entirely inside-out.
4. replace the items.
5. re-zip it.
when the owner of the backpack returns, they will most likely be very irritated with you. but they will get over it.

what are you doing to his backpack?" - "we're ninja-sacking it!

by ashleyvennum December 7, 2010