Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!

by some1 smarter than u May 2, 2013

Car guard

A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.

Alan is being such a car guard

by Bruce6753 January 5, 2013

Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

by HotCarTattoos.com July 13, 2009

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012