Mousey thing

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.

Lets do the mousey thing later

by Miss dandelion October 29, 2021

Thing ruiner

Quite simply, a person who ruins a thing. May be a person who kills a joke, or simply is just an overall buzzkill. When someone ruins a thing in a group of friends, it is the responsibility of the rest of the group to point and shout "thing ruiner,' to let him or her know of his or her error.

Me and my bros were listing the greatest rappers of all time, and my friend yelled out OJ da Juice man.. We had no choice to all simultaneously yell out "thing ruiner"

by mattdi02421 April 16, 2012

Cheesy Flippy Thing

The Three Cheese Chicken Flatbread Melt from Taco Bell

Let’s go to Taco Bell and get the cheesy flippy thing

by Walker flicks September 9, 2024

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.

Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

Mapenzi thing

Hash found on the ground or in roaches

I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.

Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?

by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021

Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey

“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”

by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022